a bit of midnight silliness

My eldest sister sent me this today. A little bit of fun. Someone had a *few spare hours* to put this thing together.

Apparently, I am 95078578470 milliseconds old. That sounds lots more than 30.15 - which actually sounds even older than just plain old 30. What have I done with the .15 since my birthday?

These are the little things that make up my character. Yep, some are true. They are things I have read in horoscopes - I'm a Gemini. I always love the part where it says *Beautiful physically and mentally*, as if being born at a particular time of the year makes you more or less beautiful. (Though it does always make me smile a little secretly when I read this. You know what I mean).

23 MAY 1978
* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* Strong-willed and highly motivated
* Sharp thoughts
* Easily angered
* Attracts others and loves attention
* Deep feelings
* Beautiful physically and mentally
* Firm standpoint
* Easily influenced
* Needs no motivation
* Easily consoled
* Systematic (left brain)
* Loves to dream
* Strong clairvoyance
* Understanding
* Sickness usually in the ear and neck
* Good imagination
* Good debating skills
* Good physical
* Weak breathing
* Loves literature and the arts
* Loves traveling
* Dislike being at home
* Restless
* Hardworking
* High spirited
* Spendthrift

Age in years ~ 30.15
Age in months ~ 362
Age in days ~ 11004
Age in hours ~ 264107
Age in minutes ~ 15846435
Age in seconds ~ 950786087
Age in Milli seconds ~ 95078608722
Age in weeks ~ 77031
You born on ~ Tuesday.

Please let me know if the link isn't linked.. actually, I'm not entirely sure how to do that part at all. But, I am *sharp thoughts*. (does this mean I think about scissors and thorns and blades and things.....hmmmmm). Okay, okay.. the excel document can't upload. If you are at all curious and want to put your own birthday in, please email me - so I can email to you. ellieabeck@hotmail.com

PS - this post if just so that I can post something today. Maybe I could try one post each day this week. Ooohhhh, not sure how we'll go on that one.